Maggie And Eric

While we are waiting for my writers block to lift here is a Maggie And Eric fan script I wrote.
Its un fisished, though.

If you have not heard of Maggie And Eric: www.maggieanderic.tv


EP#JL01 Maggie And Eric
TITLE; Girls Will Be Grrrls
STORY BY; Jake Lennington
WRITTEN BY; Edward Richmond and Frank Osborne
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER; Frank Osborne
ORIGINAL AIR DATE; 25 January 2007
[742 EVERGREEN TERRACE, DAWN]
[CUT TO SHOT OF A DIGITAL ALARM CLOCK, PROCLAIMING THE TIME 7.00 AM][PAN AWAY TO REVEAL THE CLOCK IS ON THE BEDSIDE TABLE NEXT TO A BED]SFX; alarm[A MOAN IS HEARD AS A WEARY HAND SHUTS OFF THE ALARM]
MARGE; [O.S] Maggie! wake up, its you first day of being a Junior Campette!
[CUT TO KITCHEN, HOMER IS SITTING AT THE TABLE][THE SISSLEING OF BACON CAN BE HEARD OFF SCREEN]
HOMER; [WHINEY] Hurry up, Marge! I'm waisting away here!
MARGE; Coming Homer
[SHE PUTS SOME BACON ON HOMERS PLATE]
[HOMER STARES AT BACON, HUNGER ON HIS FACE][ENTER MAGGIE]
MAGGIE; [ANNOYED] Mom, why did you put me on this stupid program! Its the first day of summer and I dont want to spend it learning how to make bear traps out of wet bracken!
HOMER;[WHILE CUTTING BACON] Well, if you ask me your lucky. I didnt have no Junior Campette stuff when I was a kid. Only time I had to survive out in the wilderness was when my Dad changed the locks while I was at school without telling me.
MARGE; You need exersise, you spend all day inside staring at the TV allday. Only time you leave the couch is to get some more dip for your potato chips. Now, go get your brother up.
HOMER; Dont worry, Marge I'll do it......ERIC! GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE!
[CUT TO ERIC'S BEDROOM, WE SEE TWO FEET DECEND FROM THE BED][WE SEE A HAND THRUTING THROUGH A SHIRT SLEEVE][AND FINALLY, A HEAD WITH BLUE HAIR AND A BART SIMPSON ESQUE FACE EMERGES FROM THE HEAD HOLE]
[CUT TO KITCHEN]
[ENTER ERIC]
ERIC; [GRAVLY MARGE-LIKE VOICE] Is my bagpack ready?
MARGE; Yes its in the hallway.
MAGGIE; Admit it Eric you are only going because Felecia is. [MAKES KISSING NOISES]
ERIC; Hey cut that out! [MAGGIE CONTINUES] Quit it! MOM!
MARGE; Maggie, stop teasing your little brother. Now get going you two.
[CUT TO EXT. EVERGREEN TERRACE, MAGGIE AND ERIC ARE STANDING BY THE LAWN][A VERY MODERN LOOKING SCHOOL BUS WITH 'CAMP FRONTIER, WILDERNESS SURVIVAL']
[DOORS OPEN, WE SEE A MIDDLE AGED MAN IN THE DRIVERS SEAT WITH LONG BUSHY GRAY HAIR AND EAR PHONES ON]
DRIVER; Hey, its the Maggster!
MAGGIE; [UNHAPPY] Hi Otto.[SHE GETS ON THE BUS]
[ERIC WALKS UP]
OTTO; Hey its Bart JR!
ERIC; Why do you keep calling me that? Dispite my resembleance to my brother we are very distintly differnt people.
OTTO; I give everyone I meet a nickname, its my thing. [LOOKING BEHIND ERIC] Yo!, Flick! welcome aboard!
[ERIC TURNS AND SEES FELECIA BEHIND HIM]
FELECIA; Hi Otto. [TO ERIC] Hi Eric looking forward to the trip?
ERIC; Sure am I can hardly wait to get down and dirty. I'm tired of living the hum drum life of suburbia I wanna roll up my sleeves and give Mother Nature a good hard kick in the pants!
[CUT TO SHOT OF BUS AS IT TRAVLES DOWN ROUTE 401]
OTTO; [V.O] You know you kids are lucky. During Vietnam, my dad tried to get me into the army so I ran away from home!
ERIC; [V.O] What happened next?
OTTO; [V.O] I became a bus driver.
[CUT TO SHOT OF BUS DRIVING THROUGH ENTRANCE TO CAMP FRONTIER][A SIGN READS; 'CAMP FRONTIER, WE'LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU, EVEN IF YOUR A WOMAN']
[A VERY OLD LOOKING KRUSTY IS WAITING FOR THEM AT THE CAMP BUS STOP]
[THE DOORS OF THE BUS OPEN AND THE CHILDREN COME OUT]
KRUSTY; Hay hay, welcome to Camp Frontier, fomerly Kamp Krusty. [LAUGHS]
[ERIC RAISES HIS HAND]
KRUSTY; Yes?
ERIC; Where are all the counslers?
KRUSTY; On strike, they want a better dental plan or something. Anyway, who wants to know how to make a bear trap out of braken?
[MAGGIE GROANS]
ERIC; But how can a camp run with out counslers?
KRUSTY; Whats your name, kid?
ERIC; Eric Simpson.
KRUSTY; Simpson.... that name souds familliar for some reason.....ah, who cares! Well, Eric I was thinking maybe some of the older kids could do it. But only if you volenteer, that way I avoid any child labor laws.
[CUT TO INSIDE A CABIN]
[MAGGIE AND ERIC AND FELECIA ARE SITTING ON CHAIRS IN FRONT OF A PROJECTION SCREEN]
[CUT TO KRUSTY][HE LOADS THE FILM INTO A NEARBY PROGECTOR]
KRUSTY; Ok, kids this film will teach you all you need to know about Camp Frontier.
[CUT TO FILM A MAN WITH A PARK RANGER OUT FIT IS ON IT]
MAN; Hello there, I'm Johan Elkwood, the man responsible for rebuilding Camp Krusty.
[JOHAN WALKS OVER TO A CAMP FIRE]
JOHAN; Now, the first thing you need to know when you are in the wilderness is fire safety-
[MAGGIE GROANS]
JOHAN; Fire is our friend, but it can also turn on us like THAT! [SNAPPES FINGERS]
MAGGIE; We learned all this at school allready cant we get to the part were we wrestle moutain gorillas?
ERIC; Err mountain gorillas dont exist.
MAGGIE; [ANGRY] You mean I'm missing a whole summer of TV for nothing!?
ERIC; But here you can learn to battle with the elements,
FELECIA; Learn to survive in the wilderness with nothing but your own wits!
MAGGIE; Thats it, I'm outta here!
KRUSTY; And tomorrow you get to enrole as a counseller!
MAGGIE; And become the but of every joke from here till Junior High? No thanks.
ERIC; But you will get to boss people around, and you know how you LOVE to do that!
MAGGIE; Weeell, OK. It beats sitting at home all day eating potato chips. Let the enrolement begin!
ERIC; Its tomorrow Maggie.
MAGGIE; Oh yeah
[AD BREAK]
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[CUT TO CAMP ENROLEMENT CENTER, NEXT DAY]
[A LARGE ROOM WITH A STAGE AND A PODIUM AND CHAIRS]
[FELECIA IS GIVING A SPEECH]
FELECIA; I think that I would make a good counceller because I am a good team leader and can identify at least three species of pine cone!
[HALF-HEARTED CLAPPING]
KRUSTY; Great, George DeFelecia [KID WISPERS IN HIS EAR] Felecia DeGeorge. Next up, Margret Gladis Simpson.
[MAGGIE WALKES UP TO THE PODIUM]
MAGGIE; Sure, pine cones are nice...., if your a sissy, lace skirt wearing, doll playing with, tea drinking sissy!
KID IN AUDIENCE; You allready said sissy.
MAGGIE; Quiet, you! Now, if you want a leader who will teach you how to live like a REAL wild life tough guy then elect me!
[CUT TO ERIC AND FELECIA IN AUDIENCE]
ERIC; I think Maggie is taking this way to seriously.
FELECIA; [INDIGNANT] Sissy?!
[CUT TO, KBXL FM HQ]
[INT. KBXL DINER]
[BART IS SAT AT THE COUNTER EATING PIE]
[ENTER JESSICA LOVEJOY]
JESSICA; Bart, can I talk to you?
BART; [RELUCTANT] Do you want me to babysit your little brother again? Because I still have the bite marks from last time.
JESSICA; No, this is not about Neville, my dad is organizing a charity bake sale and I promised him you would help.
BART; Wah?! Spend my weekend off with The Rev?! I'll go nuts!
JESSICA; Come on, Bart. [SEDUCTIVE] I'll make it worth your while.
BART; [CLUELESS] How?
JESSICA; [ROLLES EYES] I'll give you....$5.00
BART; $5.00!
JESSICA; 10.
BART; 15.
JESSICA; 15?!
BART; [FLALY] Take it or leave it.
JESSICA; [PISSED] Ohhhh! Fine $15.00 it is.
[STORMS OFF]
BART; Bart Simpson, youve still got it!
[CUT TO CAMP FRONTIER, EXT. KRUSTY IS TALKING TO THE CAMPERS]
KRUSTY; .....Now, all of you place your votes in the ballot boxes, insert Florida joke here, and pick your guide to the wornderful world of wildlife! [TO ASIDE] Who writes this crap?
MAGGIE; Less floating more voting! Lets move it, people!