Thursday, December 15, 2005

Yeardley Smith-Actress or Enigma-Part 2

Now, a while ago I picked out some flaws in the story of Yeardley's birth. Now, I will tell you something about Renee Zellweger.

Renee is the daughter of a man called Emil Eric Zellweger, an immergrant from Switzerland.

So, what does this relate to Yeardley Smith you ask? My theroy is that Joseph Smith is a false name, that he is a French immergrant who fled France, and maybe had Yeardley either in America or France.

My theroy will be updated upon further investigation.

TBC

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Yeardley Smith-Actress or Enigma. Part 1

After doing some net-based research in regards to Yeardley Smith I discovered some thing odd.

Wikipedia lists her as being born in Paris, France on July 3 1964. I found this rarther unusual but the article didnt say why her perants where in Paris at that time. Another website said that she was born while they where 'summering' in Paris. But...hang on, 'summering' implies that they where on a vacation a SUMMER vacation. So..let me get this right, Joseph Smith takes his pregnant wife Martha on a trip to Paris. OK, but counting nine months from July 1964 gives us October 1963. So at some point between October 1963 and July 1964 they travel to Paris. Why? If the holiday was booked sometime before October 1963 wouldnt it make sense to cancel the trip? Why did Joseph take his nine-month pregnant wife on a trip to Europe? What is this supposed to be? A cover story? If it is it is a very bad one. Anyway, I put the idea to the back of my head until touring the internet caused me to stumble across this website www.reneefansite.net and I developed a whole new spin on the Yeardly Smith enigma

To be continued.......

Saturday, December 10, 2005

Precognition

What would your reaction be if I told you that that I could predict the future? You would most certainly question my sanity. Well 'predicting the future' is putting it rather strongly, I suppose.
You see, there are times in the past where something happens to me in a dream and something simaler happenes the next day, or a short while later. Now most of these concerned me and were forfilled about a day later. But one prediction, I had back in October was about someone else.

Yeardley Smith. Heard of her? She provides the voice of Lisa on The Simpsons. Well, the dream I had about her was NOT the kind of dream I suspect you are thinking of. She was laughing and leaving a club or bar of some sort. It is night, and she is walking towards the road to get her car. (why she had parked her car there I do not know) As she is getting into her car a man ploughes into her as she is crossing the road. It is horrific, I do not wish this on her at all.

The man's name is/sounds like Adien Bremmer. I know this because further dreams were of me watching the news.

Bremmer, was (is? will be!?) a failed 35 year old musician. He and his wife Mira married in 1994.
There marrage was not a happy one, however. Adian's failed music career caused him to hit the bottle. This downward spiral was too much for Mira, and in late November 2006 she packed he bags and left. Adian refused to accept this and went over to Mira's friend's house (where Mira was staying) and stole her car. After this he planned to crash it into a storm drain. But he drank one too many and ploughed into an unsuspecting Yeardley Smith. October 4 2006 that is when it all happned.

I have wierd and very detailed dreams I know. But before you start calling the cops about some pychopath who wants Yeardley Smith dead let me just say that I have no feelings about Yeardley Smith what so ever. I think she is a very funny actress with just a slight tendancy to over-act. Thats it. If October 4 2006 comes and goes with no harm coming to Ms Smith then I, for one will breathe a sigh of relief.